Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means.
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever
Why does a man keep his wife’s picture in his pocket?
because whenever he is in trouble,
He looks at the picture and thinks.
if i can face this,
I can face anything what-so-ever
The two most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
The one who succeeds in both is.
a Wife !!
and the one who fails in both is a Husband!!
Being afraid to die
is the worst way to live and
Being afraid to living
is the worst way to die!
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in your hands all day.
Husband: Really! but you probably did not realize
that I am not reading the same newspaper each day!
but a new one everyday.
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