A robber asked a witness beside him;
did u see me robbing this store?
The man answered: well, yehha , but.
the robber kills him instantly.
He then turns to a couple standing close to him and asks the man,
did u see me robbing?
he replies quickly: no i didn’t, but my wife did.

A robber asked a witness beside him
5 (100%) 1 vote

It is so funny when people discuss
love marriage Vs arranged marriage
It is like asking someone
if suicide is better or being murdered.

It is so funny when people discuss
5 (100%) 2 votes

A doctor implanted a new ear to a patient.
Man after the surgery; what you did to me !!! you gave me a woman’s ear!!!!.
Doctor: It makes no difference; both are the same!.
Man: No!! It does, Now i can hear everything but absolutely understand nothing.

A doctor implanted a new ear to a patient
2 (40%) 1 vote

Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote
“Behind every successful man there is a woman”
Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting
our time in studies and find that woman.

We should just stop wasting our time
0/0 (100%) 0 vote

If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was a river, you would be my ocean!
If I was a Doctor, you would be my permanent patient!
If I was an author, you would be my story!
.
But in fact I am only a cartoonist! so.

In fact I am only a cartoonist
0/0 (100%) 0 vote