A robber asked a witness beside him;
did u see me robbing this store?
The man answered: well, yehha , but.
the robber kills him instantly.
He then turns to a couple standing close to him and asks the man,
did u see me robbing?
he replies quickly: no i didn’t, but my wife did.
It is so funny when people discuss
love marriage Vs arranged marriage
It is like asking someone
if suicide is better or being murdered.
A doctor implanted a new ear to a patient.
Man after the surgery; what you did to me !!! you gave me a woman’s ear!!!!.
Doctor: It makes no difference; both are the same!.
Man: No!! It does, Now i can hear everything but absolutely understand nothing.
Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote
“Behind every successful man there is a woman”
Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting
our time in studies and find that woman.
If I was an artist, you would be my picture!
If I was a poet, you would be my inspiration!
If I was a river, you would be my ocean!
If I was a Doctor, you would be my permanent patient!
If I was an author, you would be my story!
But in fact I am only a cartoonist! so.
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