Interviewer: What is SKELETON?
.
Sardar: Sir, Skeleton is a person
who started dieting but
forgot to stop it. !!!

Skeleton is a person who started dieting but
3 (60%) 1 vote

The two most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
The one who succeeds in both is.
.
a Wife !!
and the one who fails in both is a Husband!!

To plant someone’s money in your pocket
4 (80%) 1 vote

Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce – Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
6) Genius – scroll down & see the sender’s name.

0/0 (100%) 0 vote

Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and
return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.

0/0 (100%) 0 vote

Boys are the most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road 1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath, Mouth on cigarate.
what a busy.

Boys are the most busy generation
3 (60%) 1 vote