Interviewer: What is SKELETON?
.
Sardar: Sir, Skeleton is a person
who started dieting but
forgot to stop it. !!!

Skeleton is a person who started dieting but
3 (60%) 1 vote

The two most difficult things to achieve are:
1. To plant someone’s money in your pocket!
2. To plant your idea in someone’s head!!
The one who succeeds in both is.
.
a Wife !!
and the one who fails in both is a Husband!!

To plant someone’s money in your pocket
4 (80%) 1 vote

Redefined Definitions:
1) Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions.
2) Boss – Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3) Cigarette – A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.
4) Divorce – Future tense of marriage.
5) Lecture – The art of transferring a conscious person to a subconscious state.
6) Genius – scroll down & see the sender’s name.

Atom Bomb – An invention to end all inventions
0/0 (100%) 0 vote

Two Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes and
return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying
love never dies.

Two Lovers plan to suicide
0/0 (100%) 0 vote

Boys are the most busy generation in the world.
1 hand on stearing 1 hand on gear.
1 leg on break 1 leg on accelerator.
1 ear on music 1 ear on mobile
1 eye on road 1 eye on girls.
Nose on breath, Mouth on cigarate.
what a busy.

Boys are the most busy generation
3 (60%) 1 vote