It’s Perfectly Legal To
Kill Someone In Your
I Wake Up With A Smile Everyday
I was in a taxi when the taxi driver said:
“I love this job!
I am my own boss and nobody tells me what to do. !!”
Then I replied,
“Take a left.”
Teacher to a student: What do we learn from the quote
“Behind every successful man there is a woman”
Student: Easy! We should just stop wasting
our time in studies and find that woman.
Cool Message by a woman-
“Don’t Teach me how to handle my children,
I’m living with one of yours and
he needs a lot of improvement”
No matter how old you are,
If a little kid shoots you with
a toy gun, you pretend to die.
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