A successful man is one who makes
more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one
who can find such a man.
At the beginning of relationship,
Every girl treats her boyfriend as GOD,
Later somehow alphabets get reversed
My boss asked me today
which one of us was the stupid one.
I told him everyone knows that
YOU don’t hire stupid people
Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.
Applicant: I’m the one you want.
On my last job, every time anything went wrong,
they said I was responsible.
After an accident,
Angry driver: I showed you the headlights
and told you to go by side.
Men: I also started the wipers
and said No, no. No no.
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